Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
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this is seriously the most random post on tumblr.
where the hell do you even find this many stock photos are aren’t even centered on the people in them?
its like the photographer was drunk or something.
seriously why even make this post?
Someone needs to have the kid checked out. He’s just standing in the middle of the street staring into the sky. And why is that red-headed lady standing so far back on the escalator? Does she think that blonde has escalator cooties?
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Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
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If I don’t remember who I am, who’s to say I’m not a princess or a duchess or whatever she is, right?
If I don’t remember who I am, who’s to say I’m not a princess or a duchess or whatever she is, right?
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im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
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